So, this morning, our alarm failed to go off, so we jumped out of bed very late. I was showered and dressed but still making lunches and getting the first wave of kids and husband off to school when the furnace inspector dude arrived. He needed to see the thermostat and so walked into our family room, aka LEGO CENTRAL, where the two younger kids were building towers.
"Huh," he said, smiling. "So the grandchildren are here."
Gentle Reader, I killed him.